Addendum

I almost forgot!!!

I have to publicly support one of my favorite holidays of the year: Purim.

Let me tell you--Purim alone is enough to make me convert to Judaism. I mean, I can really get behind a holiday where it's a mitzfah to get drunk. Or, as Miss Clayton says, when you drink so much you can tell Haman from Mordechai. So I say Mozel Tov and raise my glass to one of the best holidays ever created.

I think if we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day, we should all be Jewish for Purim.