Ah, the hood

Today, I was driving to Meg-a-Lott and Chris-a-Lott's house through Northeast DC and I was consulting my intelligent phone to find out what the best street to turn off of North Cap would be.  When you use an iPhone's web browser it always asks you to select a wireless network, which I never do, but usually it suggests 1-3 wireless networks in the vicinity.  Today, however, only one was selected for me.  The name of that network, in case you were wondering?  2pimps5hoes.